HEAR/SAY

Key Quotes on EYECARE: A SATEYERE

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“Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
– Laurence J. Peter, Canadian educator (d. 1990)

“Insanity is sort of in the eye of the beholder.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, novelist

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.”
– Richard “Kinky” Friedman, musician/columnist

“It’s all fun and games ‘till someone loses an eye, then it’s just fun you can’t see.”
– James Hetfield, frontman of Metallica

“There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. […] I know this because I took economics, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o’clock in the morning.”
– Lewis Black, comedian

“The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.”
– Dave Barry, author/columnist

“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.”
– Garrison Keillor, author/humorist